The Golf Shoe Getaway

Buy the ticket, take the ride.
Oct 28
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Tales from the AIM Crypt IV

  • Slacker: I <3 my caps lock
  • Allison: I see that, Kanye
  • Slacker: there are people in this world
  • Slacker: poor, misguided souls
  • Slacker: who think it's a useless key that should be abolished
  • Slacker: their faces should be abolished
  • Allison: lol
  • Slacker: in real life
  • Slacker: grain alcohol is my capslock
Jan 08
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Nothing of note to report.

2008 ended with a whimper and 2009 has opened largely with a repeated mashing of the snooze button. GSG has gone largely neglected and even my compulsive twitter updates have slowed of late simply because there’s nothing going on worth talking about.

On the plus side, however, TSC is getting very near to being ready to go live. The backend is up, most of the front end design is finished with a little bit of tweaking yet to be done, and all that’s really left is setting up a forum and getting some initial content ready.

Good things ahead. I’m hoping to officially launch the page some time in the next few weeks. Though I’d like to avoid a February launch. February is an awful month.

Dec 24
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FUCK IT - Slacker
Where’d you put it? - Lunchbox
I DON’T KNOW - Slacker


Whilst attempting to upload a troubleshooting script to the TSC server.
Dec 14
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Dichotomy

12 Steps:

1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable.

2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.

vs.

You better take care of me, Lord. If you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.

I don’t know about you, but making completely unrealistic, narcissitic threats/demands is more my style any day of the week.

Nov 27
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Death of a Meme

Just when I thought Barry Manilow was breathing new life into it, too.

Nov 20
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Nov 19
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Tales from the AIM Crypt III

  • Rahul: i don't see why men can't carry babies
  • Rahul: like Junior!
  • Rahul: with danny devitor
  • Rahul: and the governor
  • Rahul: devitor sounds like some transformer action figure
  • Slacker: because that's what we have bitches for.
  • Rahul: what if your woman's vagina would get so unbelievably stretched out
  • Rahul: that her vagina lips hang by her thighs
  • Rahul: but you can rectify this
  • Rahul: IF she doesn't have a baby
  • Rahul: and you do instead
  • Slacker: then you throw her out and get a new one
  • Slacker: problem solved
  • Rahul: aww.
  • Rahul: you're a bastard
Nov 18
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idiosyncratic-routine:
Google auto-complete as anthropological indicator, 2008.
Amazing.

idiosyncratic-routine:

Google auto-complete as anthropological indicator, 2008.

Amazing.

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Nov 14
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Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with somebody I love.
— Woody Allen