October 2009
1 post
Tales from the AIM Crypt IV
Slacker: I
Allison: I see that, Kanye
Slacker: there are people in this world
Slacker: poor, misguided souls
Slacker: who think it's a useless key that should be abolished
Slacker: their faces should be abolished
Allison: lol
Slacker: in real life
Slacker: grain alcohol is my capslock
Oct 29th
January 2009
1 post
Nothing of note to report.
2008 ended with a whimper and 2009 has opened largely with a repeated mashing of the snooze button. GSG has gone largely neglected and even my compulsive twitter updates have slowed of late simply because there’s nothing going on worth talking about. On the plus side, however, TSC is getting very near to being ready to go live. The backend is up, most of the front end design is finished...
Jan 8th
December 2008
2 posts
“FUCK IT - Slacker Where’d you put it? - Lunchbox I DON’T KNOW -...”
Dec 24th
Dichotomy
12 Steps: 1. We admitted we were powerless over alcohol—that our lives had become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. vs. You better take care of me, Lord. If you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands. I don’t know about you, but making completely unrealistic, narcissitic threats/demands is more my style any...
Dec 15th
November 2008
10 posts
Death of a Meme
Just when I thought Barry Manilow was breathing new life into it, too.
Nov 28th
Schadenfreude
Nov 20th
Tales from the AIM Crypt III
Rahul: i don't see why men can't carry babies
Rahul: like Junior!
Rahul: with danny devitor
Rahul: and the governor
Rahul: devitor sounds like some transformer action figure
Slacker: because that's what we have bitches for.
Rahul: what if your woman's vagina would get so unbelievably stretched out
Rahul: that her vagina lips hang by her thighs
Rahul: but you can rectify this
Rahul: IF she doesn't have a baby
Rahul: and you do instead
Slacker: then you throw her out and get a new one
Slacker: problem solved
Rahul: aww.
Rahul: you're a bastard
Nov 19th
Nov 18th
3 notes
Maniroll
Nov 18th
“Don’t knock masturbation. It’s sex with somebody I love.”
– Woody Allen
Nov 14th
Tales from the AIM Crypt II
Chris: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/northamerica/usa/barackobama/article3401168.ece
Chris: barack had a pet ape
Slacker: lol
Slacker: wait for drudge to pick this up
Slacker: REPORTS SUGGEST OBAMA KEPT SLAVES IN INDONESIA DEVELOPING...
Nov 13th
Social Interaction 101
If you are attempting to start a conversation and your fellow interlocutor replies with the statement “Get away from me, you junkie bitch,” it is generally safe to assume that they are uninterested in engaging in further discussion with you. At this point, you have a few options available to you. You could, in order of ascending preferability: Cause a scene and subsequently increase...
Nov 10th
2 tags
Nov 5th
Nov 4th
October 2008
3 posts
Tales from the AIM Crypt
Barron: Kat
12: 43
what does COINCIDE mean?
Slacker: .......
Slacker: tell her
Slacker: it's the killing of metal money
Oct 31st
Oct 30th
It had to start somewhere.
It began as a mistake.
Oct 30th