Social Interaction 101
If you are attempting to start a conversation and your fellow interlocutor replies with the statement “Get away from me, you junkie bitch,” it is generally safe to assume that they are uninterested in engaging in further discussion with you.
At this point, you have a few options available to you. You could, in order of ascending preferability:
- Cause a scene and subsequently increase the rate at which you waste everyone else’s valuable oxygen
- Honor the target of your inanity’s wishes and leave them alone
- Take on the most worthwhile endeavour that you have or ever will be capable of accomplishing and kill yourself
Truly, for some, there is no higher accolade to be won than simple, self-selected removal from the global gene pool. Humanity at large will greatly appreciate the sacrifice you have made for our collective greater good.
You’ll be just like Jesus, only without any of the positivity.
